I would say it’s been a long time, which is true, but really it also doesn’t feel like much of a long time at all. Lots of stuff’s happened, is all I can really say. New friends made, and all that kinda corny rubbish.

I set out with a bold vision; to write lots of stupid nonsense nobody but me cares about on a fairly regular basis, and in this respect I have failed terribly, because I’ve not actually been too regular, and occasionally people have been interested. But hell, I did it my way.

Or something.